The Global financial market has eclipsed the U.S. national 'market' in a lunar respect with 'the China cost' and 'the Mexican mafia' making the U.S. national market prospects secondary concerns of the administration that belklieves its right role is to manage the U.S. economy to support global corporations. Let's take a look therefore at the recent work of Fedural Richserved Chairmente Bente Burr Manke who sayeth 'Ralph Nadir is the best Harvard lawyer in the 2008 Predjidential race'.
Our Washington D.C. rave translation correspondant attended todays Senate Manke hearing on the state of the economy...
The market awaits word from Chairmente B'Manke auth of the peculated trist in flamptryst rates. An aluminum of the Big Dog Screwl of Voo Doo, Voo Doo economics, market analysts anticipate Manke will again cut fedural interest rates a full two percent below the value of the dollar in order to insure borrowers against future risks of rapid deflation of the dollar globally. Borrowers holding dollars then would experience tremendous financial loss, especially lenders holding U.S. mortgages internationally.
B'Manke said at a photo op with the Senate Manking committee "The Chinese own your asses now, y'all get down and kow tow fore me just a little bit-he'ah! Hee hee, short American savings rates indicate Chinese will lend more yuan to Fedural Richserve Mankes so interest rates may be cut and confidence in dollar restored. Chinese purchased congress and Exxon sold your soles to Mecca, therefore 'the green cheese of the moon will fall to the earth thus feeding us all', as the late columnist prophesied.
Mexicans must have work in America building and repairing cheap mass produced homes at inflated prices to keep the economy going-making bigger piles of 'economic growth' is necessary for even Aunt Hillary's economic philosophy-they just do the dirty jobs Americans don't want to do. It would not be possible for Mexicans to stay in Mexico and for American companies, or even Mexican companies to help build up environmentally beneficial jobs in Mexico for Mexicans."
Manke said 'fedural policy is to simulate economic growth through long term outsourcing of jobs, propaganda by corporatist globally owned broadcast media, in-sourcing of cheap foreign goods and workers and transfer of U.S. infrastructure and political power to global corporations and governments." Manke said that "U.S. dissent can be stifled by propaganda attack, stigmatization and fedural protracted terror". He continued "The Exxon Valdez oil spill enhanced the Alaskan Prince William Sound ecosystem nearly twenty years ago today and the people of the region have yet to repay Exxon for the cost of the contribution. Scientists have determined that harmful organism detrimental to oil production and price per barrel increases were mitigated by the free oil spill, and we all know there is no free lunch. Oil must rise to at least 1000 dollars per barrel and then the U.S. can restore energy independence by drilling the Arctic national wildlife refuge and selling the oil to Exxon for two dollars a barrel-which is a charity for the public since it will completely meet 100% of U.S. fuel supply needs for 100 years and increased S.U.V. production at Detroit will follow creating new jobs at minimum wage for Toyota workers in former Ford facilities bought at bankruptcy auction."
The Chairmente concluded saying "I have fuller, thicker wallet of money now then I did when I was eighteen; the economy will get better!"
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